Give Online
Give Online
Connect
Connect
Be a blessing
Memories
.
Ministerial
.
 

Reformation Tour 2017  

Registration Now CLOSED.  Already registered...Make a payment Here!

                           
                                 
Pastoral District Openings
       English--Merrimack Valley/Billerica
If interested in joining our pastoral staff, send your resume to:
Jose Alarcon (click here for email) or call (978) 365-4551 x602

                         

Pastoral District Highlights


SNEC Pastoral Resources/Forms
 

Ellen G. White Writings Online



Stories We Tell: Terrorism In Churches

.By Dan Jarrard

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter- terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT.

(However, you can spot them if you Bin Lookin and Bin Goin)

Dan Jarrard is speaker/director for Message of Hope Ministries in Athens, Alabama. This story has been adapted from a piece written by Dennis Smart, a retired Episcopal clergyman.  (Article re-posted from the NAD Ministerial Webpage.)